I am on break, and it is glorious. What's more, I'm reasonably pleased with my finals, although I won't get my final grades until the 21st.
Things to do this winter break:
Things to do this winter break:
- Continue where I left off on that small business thing I was blathering on about a couple months ago but failed to get off the ground before I became too busy, surprise surprise.
- Record my set of "Variations on a theme by Trent Reznor," a ridiculous late-romantic-ish treatment of "The Frail" for cello and piano. It went over pretty well at my theory class's final performance, particularly the fugue variation, which is extra-ridiculous.
- Work on the house. I've already started - there's only one more wall to drywall in the kitchen (the uber-tall wall, now that the ceiling is vaulted), and in a few hours, I should finally have the second glass block window in the bathroom constructed.
- Practice the cello some.
- Create/memorize dozens of Sibelius keyboard shortcuts. God, I want this so badly.
- Masturbate and torture small animals.
posted by Mormolyke at
09:44
9 Comments:
You left out golf. Then again, golf's not too popular around here these days.
You also neglected to mention "Put on vigilante costume and fight crime!"
I'm very disappointed in you. Where's your commitment to justice?
Maybe you could skip torturing the small animals and instead torture some small humans.
s.
Wait, are you masturbating yourself then moving on to the torture or are you going to masturbate the animals than torture them.
Because one of those is sick.
I thought it was 'strangling animals, golf and masturbating'. And summarising Proust. Then again we're just getting deeper and sadder into obscure Monty Python references.
You're right, that line was heavily influenced. Or a botched reference; you decide.
Proust in his first book wrote about, wrote about,
Fa la la la, la la la, la la la,
He wrote about (he wrote about),
He wrote about (he wrote about),
He wrote about (he wrote about),
He wrote about (he wrote about),
Proust in his first book, in his first book
Wrote about the --
So it's not a reference to the Bunnyfucker?
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/judge-erred-in-rabbit-mutilation-case/2006/11/03/1162340038058.html
The Bunny 'lover' was a New Zealand man. This is why most intelligent New Zealand woman outsource their requirements internationally.
Well ladies and gentlemen, I don't think any of our contestants this evening have succeeded in encapsulating the intricacies of Proust's masterwork, so I'm going to award the first prize this evening to the girl with the biggest tits.
That'd still be me then!
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