Thursday, September 06, 2007

Another Reason I am a Fucking Basketcase

This morning I had a nightmare that I got a B in one of my courses.

I am not even kidding; that was the entire gist of the dream. I was mortified.

I am so embarrassed by my pathetic psyche.

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Sunday, September 02, 2007

Dream Baby

Last night I had a dream that I had a baby. The baby wasn't intentional; I kept forgetting to do something about it, and before I knew it, it was too late. Unfortunately, I was completely unprepared to be a mother, and kept doing terrible things like leaving the baby in the corner and forgetting about it. I even forgot to breastfeed, and only remembered when I looked down to see swollen breasts leaking milk everywhere in a most embarrassing fashion. I felt frantic and guilty.

I don't need any interpretation help on this one. The baby is this semester, which started last week.

More about the summer soon.

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